Sunday, February 24, 2008

Sunday Spametry

Hey, traveling all week with Marge and I only missed one day of posting. Not bad. We got home last night; I'll write about our travels tomorrow. A grand trip, it was.

For today, a bit of email spam poetry, by yours truly and the anonymous spammers who bless us all with their lyric verse daily -- all spellings and names included are verbatim from the spam, folks. All I discerned were the patterns, and organized them accordingly.

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