I'm Taking the Fifth, Too

I was going to post, but fuck it --

I'm going to take the Fifth, too.

I'm going to torture with impunity and incarcerate any kangaroo-skinner I damn well please without charges for five years or more if I want to. I'm gonna insist anyone in my camp can lie whenever they want, and call that a "reasonable offer" endlessly. I'm gonna stand by Alberto and dis Democrat (heh, heh, "Democrat") Presidential candidates whose wives have cancer while I carry on my steadfast support for the nation's first cyborg Vice Prez, without seeing a hint of irony in that.





Ah, shit, I can't do any of that.

Actually, I'm gonna go finish (sigh) our taxes.

Have a great Tuesday, fellow peons.