& They're Late
Damn these Christian dating services!
Tempting me again, and late!
And look -- now the woman is in the clearly dominant position. I'm mere passive, docile drone fodder, hungry for a compatible Christian (but dominant) mate.
What is Jesus telling me now??
I'm so confused and hapless, woe is this poor li'l sheep. "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want, for he layeth me down with saucy brunettes who tuck their glasses (note: not sunglasses) upon brunette pastures of hair, and whom dangleth their pearls o'er my heaving hairy chest, and show a bit of their underthings beneath their clothing, yet hiding their cleavage and thus increasing the temptation to my yearning, aching Christian-dating-doting libid -- uh, soul, even though I'm married."
First Alberto Gonzales, now this. Soon, I shan't know right from wrong any longer.