Hey, Vermonters/New Hampshire/Massachusetts Readers --

-- my amigo Sparky aka Mark Whitcomb has two tickets to the Emmy Lou Harris concert at the Shelburne Museum tomorrow night --

here's the website with info --

-- and he needs homes for 'em!

Email Sparky ASAP at mwhitcombster@gmail.com, and help him out. He and his sweetie can't go, and these tickets are crying out for someone to go in their place. $49 per ticket or best offer, and if you're anywhere close to Springfield, VT (where The Simpsons Movie opened last month) and can get to him, check him out, get on it now!

Here's some Sparky poetry to sweeten the deal:

Roadside Frog (an ode to SRB)

He was nothing
but a road toad
performing death
defying feats
Hopping through
the moonlight
on rural rain
soaked streets
It was in that
misty moonlight
he made his
final hop
I saw him in
the headlights
it was just too
late to stop

Spark (sob)