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Emmerich channels Krenkel: 10,000 BC is OK by me! Snuck out for two hours Sunday night to catch Roland Emmerich's prehistoric opus 10,000 BC, and I had a fine time with it. Emmerich excels at shallow but picturesque fantasy and science-fantasy; I went with no expectations (as I try to experience all media), and was delighted to find myself steeped in a panoramic Roy G. Krenkel epic. Roy Krenkel, dreaming in paint... I knew
Roy only slightly and occasionally, but I loved the man and his work. I recall fondly sitting next to him at
Creation Cons in my
Kubert School years and buying up a batch of his exquisite tracing-paper/vellum pencil miniature sketches at the three conventions I sat next to him at.
Roy loved ancient worlds, primal and civilized, and
10,000 BC is nothing short of a
Krenkel time machine at almost every level.
From the wintery tribal tableaus to the 'head of the snake' realm of pyramids, from the saber-toothed familiar of the hero to the flightless carnivorous birds (the film's single most galvanizing action sequence) to the mighty mammoths that figure prominently in the film's first and final act, the film offers a procession of
Krenkelesque setpieces, strung together by an odyssey equally evocative of
Edgar Rice Burroughs, Turok Son of Stone and
Apocalypto. Some might dismiss this as merely derivative of those wellsprings, but I had more fun than mere derivation would have provided.
I've always enjoyed
Emmerich's films, since seeing
Joey (1985) in its
New World Pictures US incarnation
Making Contact back in 1986 or so. Yes, even
Godzilla (1998). This one is closest in tone and tenor to
Stargate (1994) in my estimation, and almost as much fun. Given the context (and content) of his latest, it's necessary to note that
Emmerich will never, ever be as feral or potent a filmmaker as
Cornel Wilde (
The Naked Prey, No Blade of Grass, Beach Red, etc.) or
Mel Gibson (
The Passion, Apocalypto), but he's certainly in the ranks of
Don Chaffey, whose
One Million Years B.C. (1967) is still the best of the genre, the
Dr. Zhivago of primordial romances.
10,000 B.C. isn't as primal in intent as
La Guerre du Feu/Quest for Fire (1981), tackling a far more expansive tapestry of tribal and completely imaginary cultures than
Jean-Jacques Annaud's antediluvian saga (or that film's 1911 source novel by
J.-H. Rosny, one of the grandfathers of this whole genre). Like all its kin (save arguably
Carol and
David Hughes's marvelous
Missing Link, 1988),
10,000 BC is anthropologically absurd, but I didn't -- and don't -- care. In gender terms, it's the usual patriarchal hash: the two female leads are ciphers, an elder mystique and virginal bride-to-be, and the few opportunities
Emmerich had to be inventive with either role remain soundly squandered. It's another boy's adventure pic, and on that level it's a gem.
Emmerich plopped me into a vivid, picturesque adventure for about two hours.
I thought, and think, of
Roy Krenkel, the grand old man of everything
10,000 BC revels in, and I smile.
Pizza Wizard fans unite!
Center for Cartoon Studies pioneer class alumni Sam Gaskin has kicked off his new blog, sure to be worthwhile keeping tabs on,and reports there that Pizza Wizard #2 is nearing completion. I'm psyched and overjoyed. If you need a refresher,this will plug you into some of Sam's headspace and comics creations.James Kochalka has just written up
Sam's
Pizza Wizard for
Technikart.com as a comic which
"deserved wider recognition," which I'd wholeheartedly agree with.
James writes,
"Pizza Wizard is very much an avant garde work, without being at all stuffy or pretentious. Actually, it's entertaining and hilarious.... More than anything Pizza Wizard a vehicle for Gaskin to use as he playfully tears apart many conventions of comics... messing around with the formal elements that make up comics, stretching his wings and having fun." James adds,
"a new start up publisher named Secret Acres is supposed to be releasing a book collection of his work sometime soon, under the title Fatal Faux-Pas." Now, that's news to me!
Secret Acres is already peddling some of Sam's wares, including Pizza Wizard #1 (get yours now!); I'll post news once Fatal Faux-Pas is a reality.(BTW, here's the French website James's writeup will appear on soon -- it's not up yet, though!)Man, I miss
Sam and his work.
Here at CCS, senior Dane Martin is Sam's heir apparent (as opposed to hair, a parent) and Dane's blog is packed with Dane's one-of-a-kind art and observations. Enjoy.Until I get my next dose of
Sam, Dane's work takes me to other places I've never been, and I love it.
Fatal Faux-Pas Redux
Top U.S. military commander for the Middle East Admiral William J. Fallon resigned today "amid speculation about a rift over U.S. policy in Iran..."; Bush/Cheney toadie Defense Secretary Robert Gates accepted the resignation (it was "the right thing to do").There goes the last reasonable man, I fear. Now, remember,
President Bush refused former
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's resignation at least twice; awwww, damn it.
Fallon has been described as the
"lone man" opposed to
President Bush's Iran policies and desire to take military action to stop the Iranian nuclear program.
This isn't good news, folks.
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