Wot a Dilemma!
Or; And Still the Tempter Tempts Me!

So, is it Jesus teasing us or Satan tempting us?
The Serpent in Sheep's Clothing?
What would my Lord and Shepard say?

We've received no less than five of these in 24 hours!
Different couples, different temptations!
Marge and I are on the precipice of temptation!
Woe to our mortal flesh, our immortal souls!

[Note the comments from two days ago:
Fred -- whoever you are -- says we should just click the 'opt out' option, but experience has taught not to respond to spams, period.
In the meantime, unwanted, unbidden Christian temptation threatens our loving, stable marriage.
What to do? What to do?]

Have a great weekend, one and all!