It's
Dorky
Dunston
Day!

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Banned in some countries due to its sensational man/ape sex sequence (which was cut from all US prints, just after release), the 1996 classic Dunston Checks In remains a key simian cinema classic in Alabama, Utah and parts of Minnesota.

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Also censored from all US and UK prints of Dunston Check In was the now notorious bathtub masturbation scene (those aren't soapsuds!), which prompted a near-riot during the film's studio preview screening. dunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunston

In some European markets, the unexpurgated Dunston Checks In was released under false pretenses as a sequel (!!!) to Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong, with the explicit orangutan/human sex sequences intact. Needless to say, this ploy failed miserably at the boxoffice, despite the McDonald's 'bathtub sex toy' tie-in campaign.
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