Friday, December 28, 2007

It's
Dorky
Dunston
Day!
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Banned in some countries due to its sensational man/ape sex sequence (which was cut from all US prints, just after release), the 1996 classic Dunston Checks In remains a key simian cinema classic in Alabama, Utah and parts of Minnesota.

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Also censored from all US and UK prints of Dunston Check In was the now notorious bathtub masturbation scene (those aren't soapsuds!), which prompted a near-riot during the film's studio preview screening. dunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunstondunston

In some European markets, the unexpurgated Dunston Checks In was released under false pretenses as a sequel (!!!) to Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong, with the explicit orangutan/human sex sequences intact. Needless to say, this ploy failed miserably at the boxoffice, despite the McDonald's 'bathtub sex toy' tie-in campaign.
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6 Comments:

Blogger bob said...

Well, I'm glad that's all settled...

12/28/2007  
Blogger dogboy443 said...

I'm coming up to Windsor and kicking you in the ass.

12/28/2007  
Blogger Mark Martin said...

I have a confession to make -

I don't really like Dunston all that much. It's just better than King Kong.

But hey - at least I successfully distracted all the impressionable Gaiman fans from any real discussion of the criminal activities of the Xtian Cowboy Regime!

12/28/2007  
Blogger HemlockMan said...

And here I'd said the joke had played itself out. Just call me Dunston!

12/28/2007  
Blogger Tim Lucas said...

It had to happen. Bissette has finally gone ape.

12/28/2007  
Blogger K. A. Laity said...

LOL -- we knew it had to happen sooner or later. When does the giant ape become a dinosaur?

12/29/2007  

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