Sunday Spametry

Hey, traveling all week with Marge and I only missed one day of posting. Not bad. We got home last night; I'll write about our travels tomorrow. A grand trip, it was.

For today, a bit of email spam poetry, by yours truly and the anonymous spammers who bless us all with their lyric verse daily -- all spellings and names included are verbatim from the spam, folks. All I discerned were the patterns, and organized them accordingly.
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[Gain Up to 6+
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a larger one?
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rock hard
erections.]

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[Darlene Coates
How to get bigger?
Lynn Hearn
Add 4 inches in lenght
Dorothy Dorsey
Produce stronger,
rock hard
erections.]

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Sorry I've been missing MIA on the blog, it's been a frantic week thus far -- cranking on the Gaiman book, CCS end-of-semester fun, and much on the home front I won't go into here.

* There's been some exciting news on the paleontological front, but this news item about a new saurian find in Norway lights my fire.

The next step is finding a chunk of bloody primordial tail coming up with a drill bit -- I'm telling ya, Reptilicus lives!

* CCS pioneer class alumni Lauren O'Connell has just posted some online comic art and animation worth a look:

Lauren and fellow CCS pioneer alumni Emily Wieja have a new piece on Slate.com: visit this link and then click on "Dear Prudence: Three Boyfriends" --

Lauren's solo work is here -- two new Thrillsville strips. Enjoy!

* And I'll conclude with an installment of seasonal spam poetry for the day, verbatim from today's haul
save
for the
spacing...

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