Thursday, January 31, 2008

Giving the Hairy Eyeball

Up early, unable to sleep for more than just a few hours with the eye treatment ongoing. Eight more days/nights to go... wish me luck. Read the comments on yesterday's post for an alarming possible consequence, had this gone unchecked; good luck, Jon Ayre! I don't think our both being in the AccentUK Zombies anthology caused this, but -- hmmmm, that cover -- one eye highlighted, the left eye completely rotted out of its socket. Maybe it was a self-portrait all along?

My eyes are bleary now, a situation aggravated by the endless hours typing -- but that'll soon be over, as we are at the end of the process of writing the Gaiman book. Which leads me to this tidbit:


As of this week, our editor at St. Martin's reports that St. Martin's has officially settled on Prince of Stories: The Many Worlds of Neil Gaiman as the official title of the book Chris Golden, Hank Wagner and I are now in the home stretch of delivering. So, scratch all prior references to The Neil Gaiman Companion, and more news here once there's news to share that isn't top-secret.

Why I Love Vermont, Part Deux:
Slap of the Beefcake; Or, When Polar Opposites Collide

I don't know what's crazier, the fraction of the -26% of Americans who still support President Bush bothering to inundate Brattleboro, VT with hate calls, or the Brattleboro, VT initiative that's prompting the hate calls -- more power to 'em, I say! Arrest the Prez! -- but it all adds up to another reason I love my home state!

  • Mark Martin sent me this link -- the story goes national! --
  • -- almost to the nanosecond the same time the email from HomeyM (of Jamaica, VT) sent me this article on the same hubbub, bub, from
  • The Brattleboro Reformer:

  • Proposed indictment elicits wrath across U.S.
    By Bob Audette, Reformer Staff

    Tuesday, January 29

    BRATTLEBORO -- Brattleboro must be full of uneducated dilettantes, ignorant liberal morons, inbred hicks, liberal appeaser wimps, the lunatic fringe, Neanderthals, limp-wristed sissies, radical leftists, hippies, losers, scumbags, nut jobs, snooty northerners, liberal hate mongers and traitorous bastards.

    Those are just a handful of adjectives that have been used to describe town residents after the Brattleboro Selectboard voted 3-2 to send a petition requesting the indictment of President George Bush and Vice President Richard Cheney to town voters for their approval or disapproval.

    Since the board made its decision on Jan. 25, town offices have been inundated by e-mails, faxes and phone calls deriding the decision, the town and its Selectboard. Several staffers told the Reformer they have hung up on callers that have cursed at them because of the board's decision.

    "Most of them are against the petition," said Town Clerk Annette Cappy. "They do not favor the action. You would never be able to print publicly what they've written."

    "Those e-mails and calls will be taken seriously," said Acting Chief of Police Capt. Eugene Wrinn. "If we can prove a crime of disorderly conduct by use of the phone or disorderly conduct by electronic means, we will charge someone. If people are threatening or harassing the town clerk or Selectboard we will see what we can do."

    If any of the language in the correspondence crosses the line into harassment or threats, it could result in federal charges, said Tom Anderson, U.S. Attorney for the District of Vermont.

    Using e-mail or phones to leave threatening messages is a federal offense, he said, that could result in an FBI investigation. Local police can determine if they are threatening, he said, and then forward their concerns to the FBI.

    Some of the comments sent to the town manager's office might be deemed threatening by even the most impartial observer.

    "If you pass the measure ... you and all members of your town must be considered 'Enemy Combatants' by me and every member of the armed forces, active duty, reserve or veteran," wrote James Stone, no location given. "If you try to undermine the respect due to the office of the president ... I will have no other choice but to defend my country. This is not a threat. It is my duty."

    "Maybe the terrorists will do us all a favor and attack your town next," wrote Brent Caflisch, of Rosemount, Minn. "Our country would be much safer with several thousand dead wackjobs in Vermont. Or maybe they could just kidnap Chairwoman Audrey Garfield and board members Richard Garant and Dora Bouboulis, cut their heads off, video tape it and put it on the Internet. Now that I would like to see."

    Cappy said some of the comments have her worried for the safety of the staffers in Brattleboro's Municipal Building.

    "My staff has talked about it today and we are a little concerned about the response."

    During its Jan. 25 meeting, Town Manager Barbara Sondag appeared to be warning the Selectboard when she asked "How many more of these things do you want Brattleboro to become famous for?"

    While Sondag said she was not worried about the safety of town staffers or the town itself, she posted a comment on the town's Web site explaining the board's vote.

    "Reasons given by board members voting in the affirmative centered on the belief that if a petition contained the required signatures, the voters should have the opportunity to vote on the matter," wrote Sondag. "Reasons given by board members voting on the dissent centered on the belief that articles outside the scope and authority of the town should not go before the voters of the town."

    In addition, she wrote, "The Brattleboro Town Attorney has stated that the petition has no legal standing, as the town attorney has no authority to write an indictment and the town police department has no authority to attempt an arrest of the President of the United States."

    The town will vote on the petition on March 4.

    Not all of the e-mails were derogatory toward the town.

    "Arrest Bush and Cheney?" asked Ron Healy, no address given. "You go, Brattleboro!"

    "Good for you," wrote Laurence Topliffe of Iowa. "They both should spend the rest of their lives in prison or on a deserted island."

    Responses to other issues before the town in the past -- including a petition to urge impeachment of Bush and Cheney and an ordinance that banned nudity in Brattleboro -- didn't reach this level, said Cappy.

    "This is far outnumbering anything else," said Cappy. "I have never gotten this much e-mail except when the civil unions were passed."

    Most of that correspondence, however, was in favor of the decision, she said.

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