Saturday, September 01, 2007

C R I S W E L L


The Final Prediction
Archer, Odd Fellow or Valhalla?
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Q: Have you chosen your epitaph and where will you be entombed?

A: I will be entombed in my home town where I was born... Princeton, Indiana, where the White, Patoka and Ohio Rivers converge. It will be either in the Archer Cemetery or the Odd Fellows. I am yet to decide as I have a space in both. I had chosen my epitaph, "All we golden boys and girls must, as chimney sweeps, return to dust!" but now I have chnaged it to "World weary Criswell Predicts, Back home again in Indiana!" However I do not plan to make use of this tomb for some time, as my plans at the present time are endless!


[ - from "Criswell Answers the 101 Questions Most-Often Asked Him" in The Next Ten Years: Criswell Predicts, 1969, Droke House, pg. 75.]
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As noted in Monday's post, when this week-long series began, Criswell is buried in Valhalla Memorial Park in North Hollywood, CA.; the marker on his wall crypt reportedly reads "Criswell Predicts."
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Thus ends this Criswell retrospective, and none too soon for some of you.
Oh, ye of little patience!
I predict I shall inflict you with my own nonsense beginning tomorrow!


Have a great Saturday...

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4 Comments:

Blogger Mark Martin said...

tough crowd!

9/01/2007  
Blogger HemlockMan said...

Let's dig up his bones and bury some of them in the Archer Cemetery and some in the Odd Fellows Cemetery.

9/01/2007  
Blogger Hoosierwood Hunter said...

I have been to his parents grave in Princeton.

9/02/2007  
Blogger SRBissette said...

Thanks, one and all! Hope you enjoyed the retrospective; now, back to our regular irregular programming...

9/03/2007  

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