For today, a bit of email spam poetry, by yours truly and the anonymous spammers who bless us all with their lyric verse daily -- all spellings and names included are verbatim from the spam, folks. All I discerned were the patterns, and organized them accordingly.
__________________
WorkAtHome
We need
Your help
Make 143.50 and more
per day
[Gain Up to 6+
oe
Gain up to 4+
Develop
a larger one?
Produce stronger,
rock hard
erections.]
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No iron,
no problem:
New wrinkle-free shirts
are here!
[Darlene Coates
How to get bigger?
Lynn Hearn
Add 4 inches in lenght
Dorothy Dorsey
Produce stronger,
rock hard
erections.]
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1 Comments:
Amusing, as usual.
Funny thing is that I rarely get spam in my email box. Jealously guarded principal email address, plus very aggressive anti-spam/anti-virus program installed on the computer. Resulting in almost no spam.
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