Sunday, November 13, 2005

On Neil Gaiman, Odds and Ends, and Somesuch: Being An Account, Of a Rather Dithering "Is He Really OK?" Sort, of My Recent Reveries on My Friend Neil, Prompted by a Recent Visit to a Bookshoppe; This to be Followed by a Rather Random But Hopefully Bemusing Potpourri of Virtual-Space Connections, Unexpected Delights & Dust-Bunnies, Gatherums, Brick-Bats, Curios, Oddities, and Things That Make My Bump Go Grind in the Night, and Yet Leaves No Wet Spots

While perusing the book store shelves this week, I came across no less than three new books by (in various capacities) my dear but distant friend Neil Gaiman, who by his own admission I have known since he was a mere teenage lad. Frustratingly, the three tomes all were tied into Neil and Dave McKean's new (first) feature film MirrorMask, which has neither screened nor seems to be coming soon to a theater-near-me. Also frustratingly, the total sum due, had I been so bold as to purchase all three lovely books, would have exceeded the right-now-rather-princely sum of $100 or more, which I neither had in hand nor could afford to drop, what with daily expenditures for the ongoing construction of my studio/library/office, which my beloved wife Marj summarily dubbed "the money pit" yesterday at about 12:35 PM.

In any case, the three books were and are quite lovely, and I spent a bit of my available down time happily perusing all three before resigning myself to placing them back upon their display shelves. (Lest you think I am, at this juncture, being either stingy, puckish, or perverse, allow me to hasten to include herein the titles of all three books, should you care to ferret them out for your own amusement and edification: they are, in no particular order, MirrorMask Script Book (Harper Collins), a handsome hardcover which is what it says, and which I perused rather cautiously, not wanting to betray any of the film’s narrative secrets prior to viewing the film itself; The Alchemy of MirrorMask (Collins Design/Harper Collins), another expansive hardcover, this one concerning the production of the film itself, plentifully illustrated; and MirrorMask, an illustrated novella based upon the film and aimed at juvenile readers and any progessive ages up from that target audience.) I also understand there is a fourth tome, MirrorMask: A Really Useful Book, upon whose relative usefulness or uselessness I cannot comment, save to note it is apparently scribed in invisible ink, which is a ploy only a writer of Neil’s stature can get away with in the current constricted book market. Do not take my word for it that these books are worthy of attention; I urge you to forthwith search them out for yourself, and in a manner permitting physical interaction rather than the sort of “online shopping” experience that passes for interaction these days. If you are indeed unfortunately addicted only to the latter, or have no bookstore worthy of the drive anywhere within reasonable motoring distance, or no vehicle to facilitate such travel, please allow me to steer your attention to the bookseller who seems to be Neil’s preference, in that this bookseller often offers (at no additional cost, in most cases) the opportunity for you to purchase copies of Neil’s books which have been graced with a signature from the very hand of Neil, thus affording those of you unable to personally interact with Neil in any reasonable venue the opportunity to purchase and possess a signed Neil Gaiman tome. The bookseller I speak of is
  • DreamHaven Books.


  • Forgive my leisurely prattling on, and allow me to arrive at the purpose of the above introductory statement. I indeed enjoyed my time with said tomes, all of which led me thereafter to muse a bit wistfully about my dear friend Neil, who I have not laid eyes on for quite some time. As happens when one works in the professions and the arts, one finds oneself feeling very close to fellow travellers at times in ways that would rationally seem quite incompatible with the rather fleeting time one gets to spend with these fellow travellers. Further compromising those brief times in which one indeed shares a bit of time, space, perhaps food and drink, with a heartfelt fellow traveller is the fact that such meetings of the minds and crossings of paths usually occur amid the din and clamor of massive gatherings none-too-condusive to any intimacy of expression or true fellowship, particularly when one or the other or both are therein the focus of much attention -- as Neil most often is. When once Neil expressed his discomfort with the adulation and lack of personal space thus available at such cacophanous gatherings, I humbly pointed out that if Neil were merely to shed his black clothing and doff the sunglasses to dress in a Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and a John Deere cap, he might freely move about and go anywhere without interruption or the imposition of others upon him, Neil cocked his head and looked at me in a most curious manner, as if I had (for instance) just nibbled on the thorax of some unusual form of invertebrate, most likely an insect.

    Thus, we rarely actually see one another. That said, we have stolen some time in the past: a trip I made to his and Mary’s home in Nutley, England, prior to their move to America; a most pleasant sojourn to Neil and Mary’s new home in America, whereupon I met The Fabulous Lorraine and family and others in their circle, though that trip was blighted somewhat by an intractable pain in Neil’s neck which contorted his features and rather skewed his head akimbo for the entirity of my visit, thus demonstratably proving I am indeed comparable to a pain in Neil’s neck (though he politely, as is his wont, later ascribed said neck-agony to an allergy to coffee, which at the time he knew not of, but which his own father soon informed him of); a trip Neil made to Vermont to visit myself and my first wife Marlene and our children Maia and Daniel at tender ages; and most recently, a planned shared meeting, for two full days, at the summer horror writers’ convention Necon, wherein Neil and I roomed together, and spent one night laying in the dark talking about our lives and our children and life in general, just as one does as a lad camping out in a tent or under the stars, until we fell soundly asleep, despite the relative discomfort of the Necon beds, which is condusive to late night chats due to the difficulty one finds falling asleep therein. Neil has been at times among the most charitable of friends, once arranging for my daughter Maia to attend a Tori Amos concert; alas, that’s another story, which I shan’t go into here, but mention it only to affirm the generosity of spirit and care Neil has indeed extended in the direction of myself and my family, which endears him forever to us all.

    It is indeed true that I first met Neil when he was but a teenager, standing as an acolyte alongside none other than Clive Barker when Clive visited Alan Moore, John Totleben and myself at the annual UKAK in the mid-1980s. Neil was at that time laboring to establish his writing credentials, expressing himself via fiction and non-fiction in any and all available publishing venues, as we are all wont to do at that stage in our respective careers. I thereafter kept an eye out for his writings, including Don’t Panic and an incredibly entertaining book of dialogue quotes taken from countless cinematic endeavors of dubious merit, a tome co-scribed by Kim Newman, who is also a hale and hearty fellow. During these early years, I also secured (thanks to a fellow fan in the Boston area) a copy of Neil’s first solo book effort, being a pop-music biographical treatise on none other than Duran Duran, for which I had been “hungry like the wolf” since first hearing of its existence, and which now sits proudly upon my shelves alongside Sandman collections and the copies of Violent Cases and Mr. Punch both Neil and Dave McKean so lovingly scribed to me long ago.

    It’s been some time since Neil and I either met or chatted, but I must say part of the pleasure of having savored such relations means that one enjoys seeing the fruits of the other’s labors: it’s indeed a part of them, now here, in one’s hands, visible on bookstore shelves. It’s no balm for the distance in miles and time, but it’s something to be savored nonetheless. I greatly look forward to MirrorMask, if only to share 90 minutes or so in the creative company of Neil and Dave -- of whom I’ve not spoken much of this morning, but one day shall -- and bask in whatever that experience may hold.

    I shall further express and detail my musings on my friend Neil in a future post, this I promise. But for now, this is all that time permits. I shall therein mention more of our true experiences, and reflect upon what marvelous shared moments and gracious expressions of his caring he has shared with me over the years. Among our true experiences I may expound upon at some future time is our visit to what was, by all appearances, a "magic bookshoppe," and I do mean magic, and one we both were convinced we would never be able to retrace our steps to again, should we ever try, for there we both found books we never thought existed, and many we each had individually sought without success and/or knew of and coveted but never beheld ourselves, and yet there they were. I may even humble myself so as to illuminate for you why it is that Neil refers to myself upon occasion as "Hamster Balls," knowing, of course, that Neil may have already done so in a public venue, or may do so pre-emptively in his own blog. That is, always, his perogative -- but I do still have that Duran Duran book in easy reach, and may be forced to retaliate, though I am loathe to do so, or even ponder such an action on such a fine Sunday morning as this.
    ___

    Amid other diversionary delights, might I recommend this fine Sunday morning (and it is a fine one, here in Vermont, and much more hospitably warm than it has been the past two days) that you enliven and invigorate this blessed Day of Rest with a non-labor-intensive, rather simple exertion of your finger to explore
  • this.
  • As the visual and text awaiting you there may prove beneficial to your spiritual well-being, and by happenstance might tickle the fancy or funny-bone of one or more of you, I offer it in good accord with this Holiest of Weekdays, and remind you that this diversion was not of my making nor of my discovery. It comes to you compliments of Joe Dante, Jr. by way of our mutual friend and constant compatriot Tim Lucas, and thus they are the gentlemen you should applaud should this diversion indeed prove of interest or slight value to you.

    I, for one, can only wonder what the artisans whose work brightens the other end of that link might do or have already done with more appropro vehicles for their mode of exploration, such as Red Planet Mars, in which G-d Himself speaks to we puny Earth inhabitants from yon Red Planet's surface, or mayhaps When Worlds Collide, which given a moment to ponder, I might humbly suggest would make an ideal title for a revisionist cinematic science-fiction epic concerning the current culture-clash so prevalent in our news of late concerning the legal battles for the very souls of our youth over the teaching of (shudder) "evolution" in our schools. Alas, I shall table that controversial subject for another day, not wishing to disturb or in any way unsettle your own Day of Rest this fine Sunday morning.
    ___

    In another notable and altogether honorable focus of creative powers and interdisciplinary effort, I would like to further direct your attention this fine and fit morning to a new PaleoBlog posting by my fine Canadian friend, wee-fellow-compatriot in comics, and paleontologist-by-profession Dr. Michael Ryan, who has often illuminated my life and creative efforts (such as they are) with his considerable insights, knowledge, and passions (of the non-transgressive variety, I hasten to add). Of late, said Dr. Ryan, who I shall hereafter refer to as Michael, due to our long-standing friendship (hence, I am not being overly familiar, lest you fear I am being too forward), has taken it upon himself to articulate his current fascination and the considerable pleasures a book has recently instilled within him, being the latest handsome tome dedicated to the life and work of that most esteemed of illustrative geniuses, none other than
  • Roy Krenkel.
  • A mere click on his hallowed name will instantly transport you to Michael's reverent musings, which I believe and most dearly hope will further grace your Sunday with mirth and not a bit of melancholy.

    If I may be so bold, I would care to add my personal recall of having met the late great Mr. Roy Krenkel during my own wayward youth, as an aspiring cartoonist suitably humbled and in awe of the mere presence of Mr. Krenkel when we crossed paths at two consecutives comics gatherings in the New York City area. Mr. Krenkel was always remarkably gracious to others, particularly artists, and at one such occasion in fact invited my fellow cartoonist and Joe Kubert School classmate Tom Yeates to come, sit beside him, and peddle our own wares alongside the master. Mr. Krenkel thereafter produced a series of nondescript, unadorned boxboard boxes -- such as those typing paper might be purchased or stored within -- and removing the lids, exposed to all those passing an extraordinary array of his own sketches, in both pencil and pen, primarily etched upon tracing paper and a thin vellum. These were all miraculous renditions of those subjects nearest and dearest to Mr. Krenkel's heart, being exquisite miniature renditions of all manner of prehistoric peoples and creatures, armored and weapon-wielding warriors, ancient architectures and structures, fantastic beings of the imagination, and living animals, all delineated with a precision of line and effect that was truly breathtaking. Some were mere fragments, smaller than one-inch-by-one-inch, while others were folded vellum masterpieces, which at their full length would fill a frame of 11 inches by 17 inches or more. All were offered up by Mr. Krenkel for either the pleasure of perusement, or for purchase, should one be able to afford either as little as $2 or up to $50 (for a couple that were further embellished with either watercolor tints or colored pencil strokes, if not both). Being an impoverished student and merely an aspiring artist at that juncture of my own career arc, I availed myself of the pittance in my pocket (thus condemning myself to missing lunch, though the sacrifice was then and today well worth it) to purchase as many of Mr. Krenkel's tiny tracing paper sketches of antediluvian animals (as that is my own passion) as I could possibly afford. Later in the day, Mr. Krenkel seemed highly amused and even a little touched when Tom and I diverted our humble earnings from our own table sales and sketch income to the purchase of more of his marvelous art, ensuring one last exploration of all that remained in Mr. Krenkel's boxes at the end of that day of conventioneering.

    Those precious, exquisite miniatures reside still in my collection, lovingly cradled in one of my favorite tomes collecting Mr. Krenkel's work. I will leave it to you to avail yourself of the link to Michael's PaleoBlog, which I have provided so thoughtfully above, to cast a light upon the life and labors of the late Mr. Krenkel, a beacon further illuminated by the insightful writings of none other than Mr. William Stout, who has himself followed in Mr. Krenkel's footsteps as both a fantasy artist extraordinaire and paleontological reconstructionist, wielding pencil, pen, brush, ink, and all manner of colors and pigments to recreate in two-dimensions that which once walked, crawled, slithered, swam, and flew upon this planet.

    I will also add, though it is of a rather intimate and provocative nature, and perhaps too ribald for a fine Sunday morning such as this (for which I beg your indulgence and forgiveness, lest I have transgressed in a manner I earlier promised I would not), that Mr. Krenkel was not shy about his delight in the female of the species, particularly those who would be considered by others rotund or "big-boned," as some choose to politely put it. I have it from knowledgable sources that Mr. Krenkel was known, for instance, to have once rhapsodized over a femme who'd caught his fancy as being "a veritable sphere of a woman," and hence abundantly desirable. Within my own collection resides a published portfolio of Mr. Krenkel art of a most peculiar nature, being delicately-rendered portraits of rather obese Amazionian warrior-women astride various species of Dinosauria, some of Mr. Krenkel's invention. These curious portraits are quite lovely and uttery beguiling, further reinforcing the truth of those tales of yore I've heard over the years concerning Mr. Krenkel's affection for the fairer sex writ large in the flesh, and thus making sense of a couple of comments Mr. Krenkel himself shared, in a hearty "good fellow" manner, with Tom and I that convention day, as a variety of women of all ages and dimensions passed by our tables. It is with some devotion that I add, by way of providing a final morsel of curious lore, that Tom later told me he keeps a sword he was given by Mr. Krenkel, or a sword that once belonged to Mr. Krenkel that Tom somehow acquired in his travels, beneath his bed. That sword has served Tom admirably, and no doubt has offered some measure of protection at times.

    There is much similar and curious cartoonist lore that we of the inky trade share among us, some which is best left unexposed to the light of virtual space. My knowing these things is just a fact of my chosen profession, and one we cartoonists often muse over, for private and occasional public amusement. They are in and of themselves of no consequence and yet sources of great delight at times, particularly when shared, though one must at all times remain discreet and practice discretion in such airings. For instance, while there is certainly no harm in Mark Martin having revealed to the masses that Kevin Eastman rubs his bare feet with his socks after having removed them, or that I choose to seperately consume my breakfast cereal and glass of skim milk each morning for breakfast, or my mentioning here that Eddie Campbell has been observed in my own home reclining with the perfect rigidity of an unwarped board upon the bare floor with not so much as a pillow beneath his head, and thereby napping soundly, despite the giggles of my own children in their youth, astounded at the spectacle of this Scot-from-Australia sleeping thus, it would be untoward of me to say anything more about the late Mr. Krenkel, lest I inadvertantly imply or infer a level of intimate knowledge I neither have, had, nor wish to mislead any reader I might have had, concerning any details of Mr. Krenkel's time on this earthly plane.

    Being a gentleman, I will leave it at that, and beg your indulgence one last time for perhaps transgressing, if indeed you feel I have.

    And with that, I bid you, constant reader, a fond adieu, and ciao.

    Enjoy the day, and ponder the blessings which are yours at this time, as I shall, without coveting your own.

    4 Comments:

    Blogger Gene K. said...

    > But for now, this is all that
    > time permits.


    Wow - I shudder to think what might happen to the internet when you have a lot of time, Steve! Great novella - er, post - as ever. Kate and I fondly recall the Necon of which you speak, especially since we were able to share, however briefly, in one of those long, late-nite conversations with you and Neil. I didn't know you had finally acquired that grail o' grails, the Duran Duran book. Lucky dog!

    We saw MiorrorMask last week - gorgeous to look at, but I was a bit let-down, story-wise; it does feel like a McKean/Gaiman "Pushme-Pullyou" of a beast, some inkling of which came out in their interviews at the Onion's AV Club. Kate posted her review here.

    (Personally, I think you should let the "Hamster Balls" story exist as just this teaser here; let's see what sort of internet rumors it might spawn. Being a gentleman myself, I might say no more, squire...)

    11/13/2005  
    Blogger SRBissette said...

    Thanks for the comment and the links, Gene (and Kate). As a die-hard Bava aficianado, I have no prob with visual stylings dominating thin narratives... it's intoxicating cinema of sort most folks consider shallow, but I love it like chocolate. Still, great review, Kate, and it's only whet my appetite further.

    That was quite a Necon, warn't it? I miss Necon -- haven't been in years, which Chris Golden and Rick Hautala beat me about the head and ears for on a semi-regular basis. Maybe this summer...?

    Hamster Balls? Who said anything about Hamster Balls??

    11/14/2005  
    Blogger K. A. Laity said...

    Oh, and by the by -- the Really Useful Book has proved to be a really useless book in this dimension anyway as it does not work. The batteries seem to have charges, so it's not their fault. Hmph. Maybe I'll jut have to get some new neon gel pens as I don't think any of the remaining ones work anymore (what is the rate of dessication of gel pens? I think it must grow exponentially). But it looks nice.

    Our plan is to make Necon this coming year. Hurrah! The last two years it conflicted with Trinoc*con where Gene and I were both guests. We'll swing by Vermont and pick you two up, all right?

    I forgot about Hamster Balls!

    11/14/2005  
    Blogger Gerry Alanguilan said...

    It's great fun reading your blog sir! I'm a big fan of your work. In your time doing Swamp Thing, were you ever inked by Alfredo Alcala? What did you think?

    11/19/2005  

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