Thursday, May 24, 2007

So Comcast and I Just Moved the Computer Setup...


...to my viewing room (for now), and I've just connected everything and got it all up and running, and look what Jesus had waiting for me as soon as I opened the email!

Jesus, you are so confusing me. Why are you targeting me so, or allowing me to be targeted? You work in such mysterious ways. I'm still trying to figure out El Topo.

I love my second wife with all my heart and soul, yet you insist upon these temptations.

Look, I'll pray with my beloved wife Marge when she gets home, and see if she's up for Christian Swinging Singles scenes.

Really, my Lord and Savior, I don't think she'll go for it.

But I hear you, Lord, I hear you!

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Blogger HemlockMan said...

I have never see El Topo. Many, many years ago when I used to go to the repertorie cinema in Buckhead (downtown Atlana, and owned by George Ellis aka "Bestoink Dooley", horror host of my youth in GA), I would see ads for El Topo. Horrifying images! This CAN'T be a western film!! Can it??!!

At any rate, the images in the promo were so disturbing that I could never gather up the courage to see the film (remember I was just a kid).

5/24/2007  
Blogger SRBissette said...

It's just out on DVD -- this past week! -- for the first time (legally) in the US. Check it out, Bob, it'll change your life -- or maybe not.

5/25/2007  
Blogger Marky Mark said...

H-man

Yesterday you left out "pig cornholing, babyraping, cripplekicking, turd-encrusted, oil-marinated, AIDS-infected-diarrhea-spewing into the open sores of Katrina-induced leprosy victims, puppychopping, gayhating, Bible-thumping, Cheney-humping, moderate muslim torturing, hairpulling, face-slapping, tittytwisting" !

Don't go so easy the REAL TERRORIST! For the children!

5/25/2007  
Blogger Marky Mark said...

ARGH! MODERATING!

Let my Truth be free! The people must know!!!

5/25/2007  
Blogger SRBissette said...

Mark, you moderating motherfucker, I am laughing my ass off at your moderation-mongering madness! NO ONE has moderated a blog LONGER than YOU! You are such a moderation hyprocrit!

5/25/2007  
Blogger HemlockMan said...

"H-man

Yesterday you left out "pig cornholing, babyraping, cripplekicking, turd-encrusted, oil-marinated, AIDS-infected-diarrhea-spewing into the open sores of Katrina-induced leprosy victims, puppychopping, gayhating, Bible-thumping, Cheney-humping, moderate muslim torturing, hairpulling, face-slapping, tittytwisting" !"

But I thought it. That's what counts.

5/25/2007  

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