Bush, Whacked.
The Plan:
PS: For anyone who cares: I gave it a shot. Really, I did. I made it past the expected 9/11 reference (despite its complete irrelevance to the Iraq War, per Bush's own admissions), and into the next ten minutes -- and then my gorge rose too high and I just couldn't listen to any more of his utter bullshit.
The man is insane. Our commander-in-chief couldn't come up with a new strategy if we collectively held a gun to his head. We are so fucked, as is the Middle East.
Bush, Whacked.
My favorite part was when he said the Iraqis and US troops will go 'door to door' throughout Baghdad. I figure it would go something like this:
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Iraqi Resident: "(in Arabic) Who is it?"
US Troops: "(in English) Um... What?"
Iraqis: "(in broken English) Who is there?"
US Troops: "It's the USA calling. We have a wonderful new product we'd like to show you. It's called Democracy."
Iraqis: "Um, No thank you. My husband isn't home and I'd rather not open the door."
US Troops: "OK, we'll just come back later with some tanks."
At least that's the image I'm sure Bush has in his tiny, tiny little mind.
I spent the whole time thinking, "I don't believe a single word he says."
I've been waiting for the Road Warrior world since 1981! I've even built a turbo interceptor with pneumatic, multi-barrel arrow guns mounted on the quater panels! JOin me Steve, I'll let you ride bitch.
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